Friday, April 10, 2009
A Nice Man
I just want to meet a nice man. A nice man who treats me well. A nice man that I can fall in love with, and he would love me back. A nice man to marry. A nice man to be a good father to my future children. A nice man to build a life with. A nice man to grow old with. That's all I want.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
All Inquiries Please Fill Out The Below Questions:
Application to Date Me
1. Name:
2. Age:
3. Average Yearly Income:
4. Outstanding Debt (This includes, car loans, mortgages, school loans, credit cards, outstanding bookie fees, etc.) :
5. Are you married? (If the answer is yes, please fold your application into thirds and promptly deposit into the garbage. Thank you for your interest.)
6. Have you ever been married?
7. If yes to 6., How long?
8. Do you have any children?
9. If yes to 8., how many and ages?
10. If yes to 8., do they live with you?
11. Do you smoke?
12. Do you drink?
13. Ethnicity:
14. How do you feel about Grits? (Hint: This could be a deal breaker.)
15. How do you best explain your family dynamic?
16. Education level: (Completed and pursuing please.)
17. What kind of car do you drive?
18. Hair color preferred on women?
19. How do you feel about tattoos?
20. Religious beliefs:
21. How do you describe your sense of humor?
22. Top 3 Favorite Movies:
23. Top 3 Favorite Bands/Artists:
24. Hobbies:
25. Favorite Sports and Teams in each:
26. How many serious relationships have you had in the past?
27. Have you ever been engaged?
28. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
29. Favorite Book(s):
30. Do you want children?
31. If yes to 30., how many? (If No, please turn in your application NOW. Thank you for your time.)
32. Where are you currently employed?
33. How would you describe your health? (Feel free to attach copies of any current medical records you may have.)
34. Have you ever dated one of my best friends? (If there is doubt to this answer, please see me for clarification. Thank You.)
35. Do you knowingly have any STD's?
36. When was the last time you were tested? (If the answer is never, upon turning this application in, please pick up a physical form and we will schedule you an appointment.)
37. How do you feel about pets? (Dogs, cats, turtles, fish, gerbils, hermit crabs, lizards, etc.)
38. Do you do any drugs? (This includes Rx drugs.)
39. Do you drink coffee?
40. Is there a history of any substance abuse in your family?
41. Are you physically able to produce children? (If you answer No, you will not automatically be disqualified.)
42. Is this the first application of this nature that you have ever filled out?
If you have any questions or concerns please feel free to leave them in the comment section. You may also submit your completed application in the comment section. Thank you for your time and interest.
Andrea
1. Name:
2. Age:
3. Average Yearly Income:
4. Outstanding Debt (This includes, car loans, mortgages, school loans, credit cards, outstanding bookie fees, etc.) :
5. Are you married? (If the answer is yes, please fold your application into thirds and promptly deposit into the garbage. Thank you for your interest.)
6. Have you ever been married?
7. If yes to 6., How long?
8. Do you have any children?
9. If yes to 8., how many and ages?
10. If yes to 8., do they live with you?
11. Do you smoke?
12. Do you drink?
13. Ethnicity:
14. How do you feel about Grits? (Hint: This could be a deal breaker.)
15. How do you best explain your family dynamic?
16. Education level: (Completed and pursuing please.)
17. What kind of car do you drive?
18. Hair color preferred on women?
19. How do you feel about tattoos?
20. Religious beliefs:
21. How do you describe your sense of humor?
22. Top 3 Favorite Movies:
23. Top 3 Favorite Bands/Artists:
24. Hobbies:
25. Favorite Sports and Teams in each:
26. How many serious relationships have you had in the past?
27. Have you ever been engaged?
28. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
29. Favorite Book(s):
30. Do you want children?
31. If yes to 30., how many? (If No, please turn in your application NOW. Thank you for your time.)
32. Where are you currently employed?
33. How would you describe your health? (Feel free to attach copies of any current medical records you may have.)
34. Have you ever dated one of my best friends? (If there is doubt to this answer, please see me for clarification. Thank You.)
35. Do you knowingly have any STD's?
36. When was the last time you were tested? (If the answer is never, upon turning this application in, please pick up a physical form and we will schedule you an appointment.)
37. How do you feel about pets? (Dogs, cats, turtles, fish, gerbils, hermit crabs, lizards, etc.)
38. Do you do any drugs? (This includes Rx drugs.)
39. Do you drink coffee?
40. Is there a history of any substance abuse in your family?
41. Are you physically able to produce children? (If you answer No, you will not automatically be disqualified.)
42. Is this the first application of this nature that you have ever filled out?
If you have any questions or concerns please feel free to leave them in the comment section. You may also submit your completed application in the comment section. Thank you for your time and interest.
Andrea
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