Yeah, Not So Much.

Note: In the interest of time and my sanity the following post is going to be organized a la bullet point. Sorry for the lack of formal literary concepts.

• It's Monday. My only day off in two weeks and I have worked 6 hours at one job and 7 hours at another today. LOVELY.
• My birthday was yesterday. Whoo. Yeah, not so much.
• Saturday night my mother ruined my birthday dinner at the nicest restaurant in town because she is a crazy bitch. First she keeps insisting that I switch seats with her because a waiter almost bumped into my chair. Like, she won't fucking let it go. So when I finally convince her to let it go, our food comes. My sister is allergic to all kinds of things (See previous post Sister, Sister) her Veal Scaloipini comes served over pasta. She is allergic to wheat and gluten. So I offer to trade her my Salmon so she can eat a full meal. My mother throws a fucking fit that I wanted salmon and I should get to eat what I ordered on my birthday. Mean while my sister and I are completely fine with our switching arrangement. Mom went off. Crazy bitch. We switched anyway and she grumbled for the next 15 min. Nut job.
• Had to work in Lima today to train in our new store. There is this guy, Cody, that I met the last time I was there. Today he asks for my phone number and asks if he can take me out Saturday night. (I'm busy. Bummed.) So he proceeds to tell me that the last time I worked there he wanted to ask me for my number but I left too quick and he thought about calling the Findlay store for it, but thought that was too obvious. (The last time I worked there was 3 weeks ago. That's saying something.) He is cute. Kinda quiet and shy. Has 7 tattoos, plugs, into Metal and Hard Rock. Used to work in a nursing home as an STNA (aka: has to be patient and well mannered.) and he is the baker in the Lima store, exactly what I do at the parent store in Findlay. This could be interesting. Now lets see if he calls......
• It's hotter than hell in the nursing home today. Jesus tits. It's like 105 I swear. Annnnd I have a sweater on. Gay.
• I've had like 4 mini crisis at work today. Everyone seems to think their problem is top priority. Like I don't have 3 others.
• One of my best friends is freaking out and having a rough few days. No good!
• Ever had a dream and wake up and you can't remember anything but one specific detail? All day long you almost have it but you can't come up with anything other than that one insignificant without the rest, detail? Helicopter. It's all I got. Wtf. Looked it up in a dream dictionary, says : To see a helicopter in your dream, represents your ambition and achievements. You are in full pursuit of your goals. To dream that you are in a helicopter, indicates that you are living beyond your means. You need to slow down and don't try to please everyone. Alternatively, you may be experiencing a higher level of consciousness, new-found freedom and greater awareness. Interesting.
• My sister is not handling the holidays well. The stress is getting to her and she is becoming increasingly more like our mother. Fucking scary.

Well that is all for today fellow Bloggers. Merry December 8th to all, and to all a good night!