Sunday, January 11, 2009

Isle of Man

It's over. I've finally lost all faith in men.


  • My friend Kimberly's boyfriend Tim broke up with her because he couldn't get over his own past. He says that if he stays with her he is going to "Loose who he is" Eh em. I call bullshit. They have waited 6 years to be together (he was in the Marines) and she had a plane tickets and everything packed to move to Arizona from Ohio in 2 weeks for him. She was leaving her family behind to start a new life with him.


  • My friend Lisa's fiance was fucking around on her. With one of my friends! WTF. And she has caught him numerous times mackin' on other women and even found messages on MySpace "Thanks for that kiss, I'll take another please" from some girl to John! She has called off the wedding and is leaving him. He doesn't even notice her anymore. She is a sex object. He plays fucking computer games all the time when he is home and degrades her sister who is going through a rough patch in her life.


  • My friend Echo's boyfriend, Mike, told her that he doesn't care if she stays around. They have been together for 5 years. They live together and their lease is up in April. She is furniture to him. He won't go anywhere with her if their friends are going to be there. "Were not going to let our friends see us like this." Wtf.


  • My ex-boyfriend Casey loves me so much that he wants to kill me. Lovely. I'm sorry I've wasted the last 3 years of my life being proud of you and being there for you when no one else in your life cared at all about you. I'm sorry I was willing to give it all up for you. I'm sorry I wanted a life with you and to be happy. I'm sorry that you can't let go of me to the point that you have to threaten my life when I don't pick up the phone.


  • And Finally, Nick who is my best friend says to me "Why do you think we aren't together? I love you, but I would screw it up." I say "Yeah. You would." when I told him about all these shit hole men. I told him I may be shitty for a while and he is just going to have to remind me that he isn't one of them. He says to me, and I quote. "What ever you need to stay happy with the way things are baby." OMFG. I don't bitch about the status of our relationship because it does work for us. But he doesn't need to remind me that it isn't going to change anytime soon. Jesus Christ!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

A FREAKIN MEN!!! tell lisa i'm sorry :( seriously...i couldn't believe it....but at least she wasn't married yet... but yeah boys fuckin suck and i hate all of them...i might as well tell you in one short sentence what i was gonna tell you the next time we decided to chat right here bc it goes right along with your post...lol...so brandon...ya know cute guy i showed you a pic of at friendly's?....yeah he's dating someone else...and 2.5-3 weeks ago we we were planning on going out to dinner....I will never pity any guy ever as long as i live....they get what they F-ing deserve! And all the guys you wrote about and including the ones i've had problems with...will seriously regret their decisions and end up with horrible lives!! i just know it!

P.S. I'll text you/ call you the next time i have a chance to come home and we can grab dinner again!! miss and love ya!

Patti said...

Men suck. they aren't much better when you're married to them either...unless you are lucky.

Don't completely give up men (though lesbianism is sounding pretty good right now)...