Random Banter

Well folks. The time has come. Can I rant for a moment? My mother fucking water heater is going to cost me $750.00, if you are blissfully un-aware of the cost of the average water heater, it's $300 - $400. Why is mine so much you ask? Well I have a very fun model, short and fat just like me! Whoo! Fuckers. My friend Ben saved me $85 when he ripped apart the fan in the bathroom, the part he needs to fix it is only $35, I was going to spend $119 on a brand new fixture. Sweet! My hardwoods look great, after 6 hours on my hands and knees scraping 30 year old padding off the floor and pulling about a million fucking staples. Followed by 2 nights of deck scrubbing with Murphy's Oil Soap, and 2 coats of OrangeGlow with wax. Damn I'm good! I have taken about a 1,000 pictures, I just always happen to be on my computer at work when I update, I will put some up soon though. There are still several small things to do, but we are about 6 days ahead of schedule, and I'm moving on Sunday. Crazy! I will be glad when it's all said and done. I will have a glorious space to relax that is all mine. Huge space to paint and create, a kitchen to cook in. (All I have to say is that everyone should be thankful for the kitchen too, I make amazing holiday cookies, but I about fucking killed Nick trying to cook in my tiny ass apartment kitchen last year. Build for one. Not two, plus his ego. ) I'm ready for the financial bleeding to stop. I mean I knew it was going to be like this, I'm just getting sick of writing checks. On a different front, my love life is rather un-eventful, as it seems to continue the pattern, however, ladies and gentlemen, the drought has ended. Best friend came back for a weekend, and I had a fun filled evening. So I'm doing a little better. Ha! I have some sort of bug combined with fall allergies and a sever lack of sleep, I pretty much feel like shit. But my house looks good! Ugh. I ready for it to cool down and be fall! Long sleeves and jeans, football games, campfires, smores, Halloween, scarecrows, pumpkin carving, acorns, changing leaves, the smell, the feeling. I fucking love fall. I've some of the best times in my life in the fall. Crazy huh? I always associate the season with the good memories. Mmmm. I can feel it in my soul. It's going to be a good fall.