Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Shruken Pygmy Head
Omg. How did this happen? I'm a thick woman. A proportionate woman. Phenomenal boobs. Cute round ass. I was always happy. I never stressed about 5 lbs. I go through phases of working out. I like to run if my smokers lungs could handle it. I've always been very secure about my body. Upon prompting from my mother I tried Weight Watchers. I lost some weight but I wasn't happy. I like food dammit! Nothing is better than a hot grilled cheese sandwich and a cup of tomato soup on a cold day. I like carbs. Pasta is my vice. I don't want to give that up! I tried the whole organic thing. I felt better. But I got sick of eating food that all tasted like cardboard. Recently I have been a little careless about my usually particular eating habits. Working on my house and always being on the go set in. Too much fast food. My clothes still fit. I'm as sexy as ever. Until today. I got up from my desk and went to use the restroom. (I work in a nursing home and the cleanest and least used potty is in the therapy department.) There are mirrors all along the walls. (This helps residents and clients work on their physical therapy.) So as I'm walking through the room I catch a glimpse of my profile. DEAR FUCKING LORD! IS THAT MY ASS! IT RESEMBLES A LEDGE! DO I SERIOUSLY HAVE A FUCKING SHELF ASS?!?!?!? Ok Andrea. Breath. 10 lbs and you will be back to thick and gorgeous. Wtf. How did this happen? Since when do I have freak outs? Maybe it's these new pants. They are higher in the back and make my ass look big/longer. You know what my dad used to say about large women with shelf ass? "Looks like a good place to set my beer." Seriously? I'm so done. No more take out. I'm going to start packing my food to Bellacino's again. Organic cardboard. Yum! That ass will be shrunken like a Pygmy head by the time Nick gets home in November. I'm going to the gym in the morning. Omg. I can't take it. This has to be the fattest I have ever been. Ever. Omg. I can't handle it. How much does lipo cost? WHAT? That much?!?!? Christ. Elliptical here I come! Fuck. I hate being fat!
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2 comments:
Good luck to you. Coming from a person who struggled with the up and down for years, it's good that you are aware enough to notice before 10 pounds turns into 100.
Oh...and thanks for the post on The Little Mermaid. I'll be commenting on your comment some time today.
I'm doing weight watchers now and i'm down 8.4 pounds...but i don't follow their plans to a t...i've cut my eating down and that's helped a ton, but i agree with you...hectic lifestyles and being on the go, you grab the fastest thing to eat and don't think about it til you look in the mirror.
i'm the fattest i've ever been (not counting pregnany) and i'm done with it.
You can lose what you need/want to...just don't deprive yourself of things...if you want something...have a little..moderation is the key...
Kick ass Andi. I know you can do it.
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