Rent to Own

I'm going to rip out my ovaries and staple them to the wall with a sign above them that reads "Fuck Men!" I'm paying rent on something I don't own. I wish I would have a god damn kid already so I could build some equity in the mother fuckin' things. The market is going through a dry spell. (Eh em, bold innuendo) I feel like a truck hit me. Fair warning the first man to piss me off while I feel like this, is also going to feel like a truck hit them! Fuck this. Fuck babies. Fuck men. Fuck happy couples. Fuck being a woman. Fuck the 4th week of the month. Fuck drugs that aren't strong enough. Fuck pregnant women. Gah! Owie.